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Total Medals Earned: 105 (From 41 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,595 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 11/19/09
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Battalion Commander

Legion of Merit Unlocked 9/14/13
10 Points
Rescue 100 allies
Meritorious Service Medal Unlocked 9/13/13
10 Points
Kill 500 enemies
1st Lieutenant Unlocked 9/13/13
25 Points
Achieve 1st Lieutenant rank
Bronze Star Unlocked 9/13/13
25 Points
Complete 10 missions
Defense Superior Service Medal Unlocked 9/13/13
25 Points
Collect 5000 gold
Distinguished Service Medal Unlocked 9/13/13
50 Points
Ride 500 meters on the car in one game
Silver Star Unlocked 9/14/13
50 Points
Finish Normal Mode
Colonel 100 Points Achieve Colonel rank
Distinguished Service Cross 100 Points Buy all the game upgrades
Medal of Honor 100 Points Run 2000 meters in one game

Medals Earned: 7/10 (195/495 points)

Battalion Commander 2

Corporal Unlocked 1/16/14
10 Points
Achieve Corporal rank
Mission Complete 10 Points Complete 10 missions
Donkey Kong 25 Points Kill 30 enemies with barrel explosion
Firebat 25 Points Burn 25 enemy troops
Martial Arts 25 Points Stab 30 enemies
Hot Wheels 50 Points Cover 800 meters in the car in one run
The Winner 50 Points Complete Normal Mode
Colonel 100 Points Achieve Colonel rank
Die Hard 100 Points Cover 2500 meters in one run
Persistent 100 Points Unlock all perks

Medals Earned: 1/10 (10/495 points)

Bullet Audyssey

Planet Sars Unlocked 1/22/14
5 Points
Free the planet Sars from the Euphony gods
It's Over 9000!!!! 5 Points Deal at least 9000 damage in a single attack.
Planet Marcury 5 Points Free the planet Marcury from the Euphony gods.
Rated E for Everything 5 Points Visit our sponsor by clicking on one of the in-game links.
OVERCHARGED!!! 10 Points Reach a max overcharge combo.
Planet Jupitupe 10 Points Free the planet Jupitupe from the Euphony gods.
Planet Narpdarp 10 Points Free the planet Narpdarp from the Euphony gods.
Planet Satamalat 10 Points Free the planet Satamalat from the Euphony gods.
Disco Fever! 25 Points Unlock the Audyssey Jukebox
Maximum Power 25 Points Reach the maximum level.
Planet Penos 25 Points Free the planet Penos from the Euphony gods.
Planet Plutoo 25 Points Free the planet Plutoo from the Euphony gods.
Save your Home Planet 25 Points Free your home planet, Qweezleqwozzle, from the Euphony gods.
The Malky Way 25 Points Free the Malky Way from the Euphony gods.
Yellow Brick Road 25 Points Achieve 12 gold runs (beating a stage with no lives lost).
Protecting Qweezleqwozzle from the Scum of the Universe 50 Points Beat every stage in the game (including credits).
Crown of the Euphony Gods 100 Points Get a gold run on every single stage in the game (including credits).
My First Quantum Sidekick Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Secret Synthesizer Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/19 (5/395 points)

Castle Crashing the Beard

Whiskered Away Unlocked 8/17/09
5 Points
Level Up once.
Fabulous! 25 Points Reach the maxed out level.
Graven Image 25 Points Win without hitting a gravestone.
Power Razor 25 Points Win without losing a life.
The Fast and the Furriest 25 Points Defeat The Beard in less than 4 minutes (8160 frames)
Beat to a Fulp 50 Points Defeat The Beard

Medals Earned: 1/6 (5/155 points)

Ching Chong Beautiful

Ignorance Isn't Bliss Unlocked 12/11/09
5 Points
Finish the Tutorial
Long Slide Unlocked 12/11/09
25 Points
Slide a HELLA long time!
Ching Champion! 25 Points Defeat the Wicked Obstacle Course!
Long Fall 25 Points Fall a long time for your ancestors
Too Close! 25 Points Save yourself from falling ten times
Big Baby 50 Points Earn all Platinums on Easy
Meet the Winners 50 Points Meet all the previous contestants
Brave as a Married Man 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Medium
Seppuku's Soul 100 Points Earn all Platinums on Hard

Medals Earned: 2/9 (30/405 points)

Dadgame

Guardians Unlocked 6/26/10
5 Points
Defeat the Footie Twins
Monkey Biz Unlocked 6/26/10
5 Points
Defeat Ootkey
Bad Transit Unlocked 6/26/10
10 Points
Defeat TRN-1
Heavy Weapons 5 Points Defeat Battbot
Freeroes 25 Points Get Secret Ending
Kaminari Ninja 25 Points Defeat Raijinmaru
Patricide 25 Points Defeat creator of Dadgame
Story Easy 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Easy, Normal, or Hard
Story Hard 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Hard
Story Normal 25 Points Beat Story Mode on Normal or Hard
WSW Tribute 25 Points Defeat Final Weapon
Cheating Death 50 Points Defeat Mecha-Death
Debugger 50 Points Defeat Phantom
Presto! 50 Points Beat Boss Battles on HARD
Tower Offender 50 Points Beat Tower of Destiny on HARD
Dadgamer 100 Points 100% Completion

Medals Earned: 3/16 (20/500 points)

Darnell's Recount

Teh Intran3tz Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
Visit the links page.
The Election Unlocked 5/1/09
5 Points
View the intro movie.
DownForwardPunch 5 Points View the COMBOS page.
Floatin 5 Points Master the Fire Flip.
Evil Dead 10 Points Get your chainsaw on!
Medication 10 Points Drink the mystery potion.
SupaSpy 25 Points Find all 6 secret areas.
Thanks... 25 Points Light Zit Boy's Cigarette.
Toasty 25 Points Light up 10 enemies with the FireBreath attack.
Animal Control 50 Points Fix the rodent problem in the Boiler Room.
Recount 50 Points Defeat the class president.
UberPWNT 50 Points Shut down the UberBot.
Yes We Can! 50 Points Beat the game.
Must be the Afro. 100 Points Beat the game without dying.

Medals Earned: 2/14 (10/415 points)

Dead Paradise 3

Driver (level 1) Unlocked 1/25/14
5 Points
drive 10 kilometers
Armourer (level 1) 5 Points purchase 2 types of weapon
Armourer (level 2) 5 Points purchase 4 types of weapon
Armourer (level 3) 5 Points purchase 6 types of weapon
Armourer (level 4) 5 Points purchase 8 types of weapon
Armourer (level 5) 5 Points purchase 10 types of weapon
Arsonist (level 1) 5 Points burn 10 enemies
Arsonist (level 2) 5 Points burn 20 enemies
Arsonist (level 3) 5 Points burn 50 enemies
Arsonist (level 4) 5 Points burn 100 enemies
Arsonist (level 5) 5 Points burn 150 enemies
Astronomer (level 1) 5 Points earn 10 stars
Astronomer (level 2) 5 Points earn 20 stars
Astronomer (level 3) 5 Points earn 27 stars
Astronomer (level 4) 5 Points earn 36 stars
Astronomer (level 5) 5 Points earn 39 stars
Driver (level 2) 5 Points drive 50 kilometers
Driver (level 3) 5 Points drive 70 kilometers
Driver (level 4) 5 Points drive 100 kilometers
Driver (level 5) 5 Points drive 150 kilometers
Gunner (level 1) 5 Points kill 60 enemies with gun
Gunner (level 2) 5 Points kill 150 enemies with gun
Gunner (level 3) 5 Points kill 300 enemies with gun
Gunner (level 4) 5 Points kill 500 enemies with gun
Gunner (level 5) 5 Points kill 700 enemies with gun
Mechanic (level 1) 5 Points purchase 3 upgrades
Mechanic (level 2) 5 Points purchase 5 upgrades
Mechanic (level 3) 5 Points purchase 10 upgrades
Mechanic (level 4) 5 Points purchase 15 upgrades
Mechanic (level 5) 5 Points purchase 20 upgrades
Persistent (level 1) 5 Points make 1 restarts after defeat
Persistent (level 2) 5 Points make 3 restarts after defeat
Persistent (level 3) 5 Points make 5 restarts after defeat
Persistent (level 4) 5 Points make 7 restarts after defeat
Persistent (level 5) 5 Points make 10 restarts after defeat
Rocketeer (level 1) 5 Points kill 40 enemies with rocket
Rocketeer (level 2) 5 Points kill 70 enemies with rocket
Rocketeer (level 3) 5 Points kill 150 enemies with rocket
Rocketeer (level 4) 5 Points kill 225 enemies with rocket
Rocketeer (level 5) 5 Points kill 300 enemies with rocket
Spender (level 1) 5 Points spend 10,000 money
Spender (level 2) 5 Points spend 20,000 money
Spender (level 3) 5 Points spend 50,000 money
Spender (level 4) 5 Points spend 100,000 money

Medals Earned: 1/44 (5/220 points)

Deliver That Fulp

Just Can't Wait Unlocked 7/22/09
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Can't Concentrate Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Filthy Hands Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Hercules Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Thats Disgusting! Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Wrong Way Unlocked 7/22/09
10 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Confuzzled Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Goodbye World Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Play Again? Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Speedy Delivery Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
You're Too Slow! Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
It's A Boy Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
XYZZY Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 6/13 (55/155 points)